Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Luke.  Luke was owned by Darth Vader.  Luke was different from ordinary squirrels because he commanded a fleet of military squirrels.  He had every communication device and weapon you could think of even a lightsaber just like Darth Vader’s and his armor.  Luke was Darth Vader’s assistant.  He had also been a trained Jedi Master and had mastered the Force before he turned to the dark side.  He could use the force to choke someone and could use the force to shoot lightning out of his fingertips.  Luke was also more friendly and powerful than Darth Vader and Emperor Palatine combined.  He was so powerful that if you touched his mini mansion you would get a big shock and you would be numb for a whole week.  Luke’s mini mansion was on Darth Vader’s Super-Class Star Destroyer.  Only Darth Vader and the Emperor have Super-Class Star Destroyers.  Darth Vader loved to watch Luke destroy the squirrel droids in the training room. Then one day Darth
Vader didn’t wake him up.  So Luke ran to Darth Vader’s West Wing and found he wasn’t there.  So Luke went to the Emperor and together they watched the video cameras.  The video cameras showed him getting knocked out and kidnapped.  Luke set out on a mission to save Darth Vader and save the Empire.  He smelled out the tracks of the kidnappers and found out that they lived on the planet Tatooine.  When he got to Tatooine he found out the kidnapper was Jabba the Hutt. One of the Ewaks that lived in Jabba’s palace said that Jabba was going to drop Darth Vader in the Endless Pit.  So Luke came up with an idea in seconds. So he hopped into his mini X-wing fighter and made it to the pit in time.  After he fought off all the droids, he ran to the Endless Pit to save Darth Vader and then knocked Jabba the Hutt into the Endless pit.